God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

God made the country and man made the town.

God made the country and man made the town.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

God always takes the simplest way.

God always takes the simplest way.