If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done read more

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

It takes 26 muscles to smile, and 62 muscles to frown.

It takes 26 muscles to smile, and 62 muscles to frown.

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - read more

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - you just pull the trigger. Angry discussions beforehand are a waste of time. We need to smile at Novell while we pull the trigger.

And then he gives me a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness read more

And then he gives me a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness that unexpected warmth rushes through me.

Reproof on her lip, but a smile in her eye.

Reproof on her lip, but a smile in her eye.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is read more

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer.

A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.

A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.

Every smile makes you a day younger.

Every smile makes you a day younger.