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    I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.

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We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. read more

We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.

by Beyonce Knowles Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind read more

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.

by Terry Crews Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover read more

There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

by William Barclay Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

by Lewis Black Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

by Ellen Glasgow Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

by Toks Olagundoye Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that read more

I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.

by Dean Karnazes Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there read more

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

by Stephen Hopkins Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

by Paris Hilton Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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