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    I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

by George Harrison Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a read more

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

by Abhishek Bachchan Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

by Toks Olagundoye Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

by Ellen Glasgow Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there read more

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

by Stephen Hopkins Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that read more

I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.

by Dean Karnazes Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

by Paris Hilton Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind read more

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.

by Terry Crews Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.

My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.

by Victor Cruz Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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