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    I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

by George Harrison Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

by Toks Olagundoye Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

by Molly Sims Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most read more

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

by Eleanor Roosevelt Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a read more

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

by Abhishek Bachchan Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

by Lewis Black Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

by Ellen Glasgow Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that read more

I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.

by Dean Karnazes Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover read more

There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

by William Barclay Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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