If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done read more

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Better by far that you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.

Better by far that you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.

I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.

I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.

It is impossible to persuade a man who does not disagree, but smiles.

It is impossible to persuade a man who does not disagree, but smiles.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having read more

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

Even though I felt like crying, I did my very best to smile.

Even though I felt like crying, I did my very best to smile.

People are not perfect (except when they smile).

People are not perfect (except when they smile).

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Smile; it the second best thing one can do with one's lips.

Smile; it the second best thing one can do with one's lips.