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    If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

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Here comes a man of comfort, whose advice
Hath often stilled my brawling discontent.

Here comes a man of comfort, whose advice
Hath often stilled my brawling discontent.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Advice Quotes,
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Remember Lot's wife.

Remember Lot's wife.

by Bible Found in: Advice Quotes,
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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

by Bill Cosby Found in: Advice Quotes,
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A fop sometimes gives important advice.
[Fr., Un fat quelquefois ouvre un avis important.]

A fop sometimes gives important advice.
[Fr., Un fat quelquefois ouvre un avis important.]

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If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a read more

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

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And may you better reck the rede,
Than ever did th' adviser.

And may you better reck the rede,
Than ever did th' adviser.

by Robert Burns Found in: Advice Quotes,
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If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, don't give advice.

If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, don't give advice.

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We give advice, but we do not inspire conduct.

We give advice, but we do not inspire conduct.

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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

A good scare is worth more than good advice.

by Horace Found in: Advice Quotes,
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