Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and read more

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or read more

A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But read more

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but, when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but, when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.