Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys read more

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But read more

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass

An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and read more

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but, when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but, when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an read more

A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves

Therefore a victorious army first wins and then seeks battle; a defeated army first battles and then seeks victory.

Therefore a victorious army first wins and then seeks battle; a defeated army first battles and then seeks victory.

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.