If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least.

Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least.

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but read more

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other.

Wisdom is scar tissue in disguise.

Wisdom is scar tissue in disguise.

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.

When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.

When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.

All things make sense; you just have to fathom how they make sense.

All things make sense; you just have to fathom how they make sense.

Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were.

Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Stupid is as stupid does.