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    So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom! there he is, up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.

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The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of read more

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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

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The cell phone has transformed public places into giant phone-a-thons in which callers exist within narcissistic cocoons of private conversations. read more

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Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique added to the armamentarium read more

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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form read more

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The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

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Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos, two hours read more

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Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

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