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If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
