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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails read more
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
