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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
When I kiss you, it tastes like heaven... so sweet, loving, kind, and caring.
When I kiss you, it tastes like heaven... so sweet, loving, kind, and caring.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
