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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
