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The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
