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Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.

Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.

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You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks read more

You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers.

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Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.

Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.

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Silence is one great art of conversation.

Silence is one great art of conversation.

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The body is the shell of the soul, and dress the husk of that shell; but the husk often tells read more

The body is the shell of the soul, and dress the husk of that shell; but the husk often tells what the kernel is.

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Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

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My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

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Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.

Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.

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Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.

Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.

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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

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