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My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.
Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Money can't buy real friendship—friendship must be earned. Money can't buy a clear conscience—square dealing is the price tag. Money read more
Money can't buy real friendship—friendship must be earned. Money can't buy a clear conscience—square dealing is the price tag. Money can't buy the glow of good health—right living is the secret. Money can't buy happiness—happiness is a mental condition and one may be as happy in a cottage as in a mansion. Money can't buy sunsets, songs of wild birds and the music of the wind in the trees—these are as free as the air we breath. Money can't buy inward peace—peace is the result of a constructive philosophy in life. Money can't buy a good character—good character is achieved through decent habits of private living and wholesome dealings in our open contacts with our fellow men.
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
