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The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks read more
You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
