Fran Lebowitz ( 10 of 25 )
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
