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Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
