Groucho Marx ( 10 of 34 )
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
