Groucho Marx ( 10 of 34 )
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
