Groucho Marx ( 10 of 34 )
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
