Groucho Marx ( 10 of 34 )
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
