Josh Billings ( 10 of 69 )
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed read more
Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed at.
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative.
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed read more
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Billings.
Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Billings.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
