I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Despatch is the soul of business.

Despatch is the soul of business.

If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free - however free one can be on read more

If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free - however free one can be on this planet.

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and read more

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and pretty design.

People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'.

People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'.

The soul's Rialto hath its merchandise,
I barter for curl upon that mart.

The soul's Rialto hath its merchandise,
I barter for curl upon that mart.

The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.

The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.