Kin Hubbard ( 10 of 51 )
... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
