Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
Be good and you will be lonely.
Be good and you will be lonely.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. thanks to Alan Bennett -Mark Twain.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it read more
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Prejudice cannot see the things that are because it is always looking for things that aren't
Prejudice cannot see the things that are because it is always looking for things that aren't
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
