Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to read more
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.
An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.
An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are read more
The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you read more
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man read more
I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of read more
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
