Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly read more
We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Be good and you will be lonely.
Be good and you will be lonely.
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
Be good and you will be lonely
Be good and you will be lonely
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
What a good thing Adam had--when he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before.
What a good thing Adam had--when he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before.
Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of read more
Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of paradise. -Mark Twain.
