Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and read more
The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and which will never grow dim or doubtful.
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are read more
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't read more
All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.
Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of read more
Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of paradise. -Mark Twain.