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It is wiser to find out than to suppose

It is wiser to find out than to suppose

by Mark Twain Found in: Intelligence Quotes,
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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

by Mark Twain Found in: Civilization Quotes,
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

by Mark Twain Found in: Law Quotes,
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Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

by Mark Twain Found in: Prosperity Quotes,
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We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly read more

We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

by Mark Twain Found in: Truth Quotes,
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you read more

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you

by Mark Twain Found in: Enemies Quotes,
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

by Mark Twain Found in: Tax Quotes,
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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

by Mark Twain Found in: Speech Quotes,
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Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it

by Mark Twain Found in: Judgement Quotes,
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