Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy--give one and take ten.
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy--give one and take ten.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
Chastity - you can carry it too far
Chastity - you can carry it too far
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.
And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars — all over Europe, all over the world. read more
And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars — all over Europe, all over the world. 'Sometimes in the private interest of royal families,' Satan said, 'sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose — there is no such war in the history of the race.
