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If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

by Mark Twain Found in: Weather Quotes,
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There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.

There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.

by Mark Twain Found in: Providence Quotes,
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Chastity - you can carry it too far

Chastity - you can carry it too far

by Mark Twain Found in: Virtue Quotes,
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

by Mark Twain Found in: Advertising Quotes,
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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

by Mark Twain Found in: Dress Quotes,
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

by Mark Twain Found in: Birth Quotes,
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner read more

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

by Mark Twain Found in: Religion / beliefs Quotes,
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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The so-called human race.

The so-called human race.

by Mark Twain Found in: Humanity Quotes,
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Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.

by Mark Twain Found in: Envy Quotes,
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