Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
Chastity - you can carry it too far
Chastity - you can carry it too far
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner read more
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.
Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.
