Milton Berle ( 4 of 4 )
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching read more
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
