Ogden Nash ( 10 of 22 )
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the read more
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost read more
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we read more
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
