Rita Rudner ( 7 of 7 )
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".
To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest read more
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
