Rodney Dangerfield ( 10 of 14 )
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a read more
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
