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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate read more
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other read more
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
