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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on read more
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for read more
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more
I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all read more
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
