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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, read more
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
A joke is a very serious thing
A joke is a very serious thing
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any read more
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes read more
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
