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    The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

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You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes read more

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

by Abe Burrows Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already read more

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

by George Orwell Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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A joke is a very serious thing

A joke is a very serious thing

by Winston Churchill Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

by David Ogilvy Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

by Dolly Parton Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

by Eugene Ionesco Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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