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    A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

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A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

by Eugene Ionesco Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any read more

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.

by Isaac Asimov Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

by Orlando A. Battista Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

by David Ogilvy Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

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A joke is a very serious thing

A joke is a very serious thing

by Winston Churchill Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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