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The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Relaxation means releasing all concern and tension and letting the natural order of life flow through one's being
Relaxation means releasing all concern and tension and letting the natural order of life flow through one's being
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery read more
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Life is short, wear tropical shirts.
Life is short, wear tropical shirts.
Must be out-of-doors enough to get experience of wholesome reality, as a ballast to thought and sentiment. Health requires this read more
Must be out-of-doors enough to get experience of wholesome reality, as a ballast to thought and sentiment. Health requires this relaxation, this aimless life.
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any read more
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
