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You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes read more
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, read more
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at read more
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery read more
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
