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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes read more
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at read more
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.