Will Rogers ( 10 of 64 )
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell read more
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
All I know is what I read in the papers
All I know is what I read in the papers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
