Will Rogers ( 10 of 64 )
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than read more
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.