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    I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

by Gail Parent Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone read more

I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.

by Marilyn Monroe Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

by Tallulah Bankhead Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

by Dr. Laurence J. Peter Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

by Allen Woody Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

by Lewis Carroll Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

by Bob Gibson Found in: Girls Quotes,
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