A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.