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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
Big girls need big diamonds.
Big girls need big diamonds.