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I am fond of children--except boys.
I am fond of children--except boys.
I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone read more
I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
There are so many girls, and so few princes.
There are so many girls, and so few princes.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.