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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'
Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the read more
Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more
The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.