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    Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

by Gail Parent Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

by Stephen Leacock Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

by Maya Angelou Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

by Bob Gibson Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

by Lewis Carroll Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

by Coco Chanel Found in: Girls Quotes,
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The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.

by Sedalia Times Found in: Girls Quotes,
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