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    Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

by Elizabeth Taylor Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

by Gail Parent Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

by Will Rogers Found in: Girls Quotes,
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When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty

When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty

by Gregory I Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

by Coco Chanel Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

by Tom Masson Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. read more

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.

by Katie Holmes Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

by Tallulah Bankhead Found in: Girls Quotes,
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