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    Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

by Bob Gibson Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the read more

Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.

by Maggie Smith Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

by Lewis Carroll Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

by Stephen Leacock Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

by Will Rogers Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

by Tom Masson Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

by Louise Brooks Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

by Heinrich Heine Found in: Girls Quotes,
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