I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.