Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.