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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.
It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that read more
If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.