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I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more
The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.