Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

I can accept the theory of relativity as little as I can accept the existence of atoms.

I can accept the theory of relativity as little as I can accept the existence of atoms.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.