Maxioms Pet

X
  •   16  /  22  

    A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  14  /  35  

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

by Steve Jobs Found in: Girlfriends Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  22  /  29  

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Girlfriends Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  29  /  36  

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because read more

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?

  ( comments )
  15  /  30  

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

by David Lee Roth Found in: Girlfriends Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet