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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Big girls need big diamonds.
Big girls need big diamonds.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone read more
I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you read more
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
